Dissolving Bankers into fits of giggles.

My visa is about to expire so I called my bankers today to activate my new card. Ok, so I admit I am bad and this gets worse if I have to do boring things. I love my bank, but boring this was as they had been instructed to give a long sales pitch to make me agree to pay 99c per month to protect my balance in case of death/dismemberment/redundancy, et al. I tried three times to explain that I kept my card instantly paid off and my balance was always zero. Off the spiel would rattle again and my badness was now activated by boredom. I took one last shot.

“Hon, when I pop my clogs with a zero balance, which I always have, it is hardly going to cause the bank any grief.”

That did it. She tried very hard to repress it and couldn’t. The giggles permeated the rest of the conversation. It is always great to see bankers have a very human side.

Memories.

My mother once told me of the time she shared with other girls living in a house where there were all roomies. All of them were young and inexperienced. They acquired a cat, a ginger tom and took him to the vets to be fixed.

Now imagine this older man trying to explain, in very polite and politically correct terms that the wretched cat was neither one thing, or the other and therefore couldn’t be fixed.  That must have been something else.

Starting to get a little excited.

I have an awesome cover and now am waiting to the edits to come in. I have waited a very long time for Shadow Over Avalon to be taken up, so yes, I am excited. That it will be going live near on or near Halloween is even better.

Imagine a future word where things that go bump in the night rule. This is what the returned king must face. He pledged his soul to protect his people at the time of their greatest need, but he didn’t sign up for this terror. When King Arthur returns to fulfill his oath, many things stand on their heads. Who is a friend and who is not?  The stakes will determine who lives and who dies. With the fate of humanity resting in his hands, he can’t fail, or can he? This is what happens next.

To be released by Kristall Ink in October, the witching month. Stay tuned for updates. 

Are we relaxed enough?

This cat is a rescue. He was on his very last life at the shelter and my dh was advised not to adopt as the cat was so ill. Wrong thing to say to my husband, who promptly did the opposite. He is a wonderful boy and is a treasure in our lives. The VBC is our forever cat.

Split green pea soup

One cup of dried spit green peas to four cups of water.

Add to that, half a cup of onions, lightly sweated and a quarter of a teaspoonful of jalapeno peppers, parsley and fennel leaves.

When boiling, add in a quarter of a teaspoon full of black pepper, a pinch of sugar, and a chicken stock cube.

Cook for about twenty minutes. Add two tablespoons of sour cream. Yum.

Work

Spent most of the day clearing my desk of editorial admin for A and A. I am nearly free now. I have given my evaluations for the ones I think sparkle and am now waiting for my partner to reciprocate on her picks.

Aside from that, I made a fresh mushroom soup for the dh’s lunch tomorrow and it is yummy.  It will go nicely with the focaccia bread I made yesterday. He said he really liked the bread and his soup de jour today, which was split green pea with herbs and jalapeno peppers.  

I had been hoping to get out on my yard for an hour or two, but no, there was another storm front moving in. The VBC was so upset by this that he really needed to cuddle. He hates the loud bangs and cries until he is held. Darn, when is that wretched weather fairy every going to run out of storm seeds this year? We have had enough already.

 

Aged wisdom.

Our most disastrous camping trip would have been so much better if we had listened to the advice of a local resident. We had pitched our tent in a campground, had our supper and then gone to a bar. On hearing we were visitors, an older guy wanted to know where we had camped. When we told him, he suggested we move our tent. Right, it was now dark. Not going to happen.

It hadn’t escaped our attention that he was drinking whisky chasers, so we put his comments down to that.

Some time during the night the heavens opened. A lot. So much so that the river above us overspillled and cascaded down the slope on which we were camped. We became aware of this miserable development when our sleeping bags became saturated. At that point, we didn’t have anything that wasn’t soaked through. Sometime in the course of dark o clock saw us trawling desperately through the countryside looking for an open launderette. The dh was even driving in his bare feet as his shoes were sodden. At around 4 am we found such a place. Into those dryers went everything we were not wearing: tent, sleeping bags, shoes, clothes, the whole kit and caboodle.

Yes, we should have listened to the words of wisdom, but who would have thought a river would be above a campsite? Had we listened with the appropriate attention, we would have found out this was the case and moved the darn tent. Epic fail.

Heads up for another money scam.

Please be aware some accounts may have been hacked on FB. I got a DM from someone who has been inactive since April asking me for instant cash to pay a hotel bill as they had just been robbed. This is identical to a message my dh got on his email a few months back and is semi literate. Ironic as I know the hacked account belongs to a writer. Also, I do believe that most hotels happen to make a point of taking an imprint of a person’s visa/mastercard on check in.

Just in case this person tries now to use my DM, I am not out of the country, nor have I been held up at gunpoint. I am also about to change my password.